the sweetest storyline

floorcreature @ 2007-01-25T16:33:00

2007-01-25T21:34:30Z

NEW LIVE JOURNAL!!!

san_fernando

be my friend?

floorcreature @ 2006-06-21T20:28:00

2006-06-22T00:56:45Z

mallory, rachel, and all other cute is what we aim for fans.... don't read this...

i just got done listening to the new cute is what we aim for album. this cd should come with advil because you will need it and they should pay for it after wasted your money on that piece of shit. after listening to the pathetic whining in the demos of the album and even after seeing shaant do his shitty "how to give head" routine on stage... i decided i would still give their album a shot. they seem to be a big deal... maybe i was missing something?

thank you, cute is what we aim for, for proving that i am, in fact, always right. :o)

matt squire did a phenomenal job editting panic! at the disco's album. he did his job of tricking kids into thinking they are a legit and decent band well. however, he completely failed with "the same old blood rush...". this band is as if you gave 10 year olds insanely expensive instruments and told them to go nuts. the music is simplier than the rocket summer's, and not played well on top of that. the lyrics are OKAY. the fact is, pete wentz just does it better. i understand you want pete wentz's bank account, CIWWAF, but atleast try to be the slightest bit inventive while attempting at getting there. and oh, the singer. please. let's discuss the diplorable vocals that were coming out of my speakers. remember new found glory? shaant makes jordan sound like vin diesel with the shit that was coming out..... but atleast JORDAN sang IN KEY. is it nasel plugs or does shaant just have to go through puberty? someone please justify this. even the gang vocals at the end of "teasing to please" were horribly out of key. on top of ALL of this.... every song sounds like an exact replica of the one before it... except for "lyrical lies" (which sounds better as a demo... so they STILL failed on this song). no amount of autotune and doctoring could possibly make this band sound good.

it turns out that i have zero hope for the human race anymore. its not about the music... its about the hype.
everyone has pretty much conformed to society and what "the man" tells you is cool.
you are all mindless slaves to MTV. do yourself a favor... get your own identity.

hate me.

floorcreature @ 2006-06-04T15:36:00

2006-06-04T19:47:53Z

i'm pretty sure i have fallen in love with the following things:

youtube
dirty
kilowatt (HAHA)
sweat pants
sunny days
couch potato chips
and fried potatos
sleeping sleeping sleeping
kilowatt (seriously though)
flip flops
fashion dressed to the nines again
CLAP, CLAP's
woah-oh's
friends
"bummer..."
good freakin grades!!!! :o)
commando post swimming en la noche
the end of school
the end of school show (with kilowatt)

i love my life.

floorcreature @ 2006-05-25T17:55:00

2006-05-25T22:04:19Z

June 22, 2006
Firemans Hall
North Caldwell, NJ
hollywood ave
fonix
hootchi and the go get ems
the neighborhood
32
kilowatt

i cant even wait to see this boy again.
only 28 more days.
oh my gosh.

hahahahaha oh man

2006-05-15T22:13:23Z

Dear Punchline,

We understand from Steve's journal that you are a belt. What you do not understand is that we NEED a belt. The flagrant humiliation we endure on a daily basis is detrimental to our self-worth. Making said belts available on your online purchasing site (www.youneednewclothes.com) or even, if you are feeling so generous, to hook a sister (or two) up with one would be phenomenal. If you are a having a difficult time understanding the embarrassment we face, gaze upon the photograph below.

Thank you for dealing with our insanity.

Love(and lots of it),
kelly and cox
AKA
jersey's best dancers.

PS-- Sorry we are so creepy.

THE RESPONSE:

hahahahaha!!!
a picture like that could get us in trouble!!!
:)

chris

boredom is AWESOME.
why do i humor myself so much??

floorcreature @ 2006-05-03T17:31:00

2006-05-03T21:43:10Z

IT'S MY
BBBIIIIRRRRRTTTTHHHHDDAAAAYY!!!!!!

a little ~~less~~ sixteen candles.

what a good idea.

2006-05-01T20:44:45Z

i saw this in someone else's journal and decided to give it a shot...

"Here We Go" by NSYNC makes me think of dancing at the stuer's house
"Catch My Disease" by Ben Lee makes me think of Sam coming home from europe
"Gloria" by Laura Branigan makes me think of backyard recitals in shannon's backyard
"Boy Crazy" by New Found Glory makes me think of the 5th grade picnic
"Through Being Cool" by Saves the Day makes me think of going to see disclaimer at bloomfield ave cafe
"Way Away" by Yellowcard makes me think of Lud's class and michelle singning it everyday
"Dream to Make Believe" by Armor For Sleep makes me think of the stone pony and that guy filming myself and sam
"The World" by Punchline makes me think of being in the car with cait and hearing it on the radio and having to pull over in the pouring rain because i was spazzing so badly
"The Futile" by Say Anything makes me think of bamboozle
"Zak and Sara" by Ben Folds makes me think of swimming at gabby's
"Summer" by Jason Soroka makes me think of future sounds, and him dedicating it to me... the last time before retiring it
"Breathe" by Michelle Branch makes me think of watching endless hours of sex and the city with cait
"Tell That Mick..." by Fall Out Boy makes me think of sam being sick at the fall out boy/mest show
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich makes me think of Batsch at cayuga
"American Girl" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers makes me think of my backyard, eating fried potatos and smores
"One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies makes me think of cox's house and "break dancing" on the floor
"Party Hard" by Andrew W.K. makes me think of avi driving me home from tom's house but only if i downed some unknown substance
"I Don't Know" by Punchline makes me think of getting lost on the way to starland ballroom and having to ask dunkin donuts where to go.
"Definatly Maybe" by FM Static makes me think of me, cox, and megan nearly getting kicked out of ms stephans class because we screamed "he was lookin over STARING AT HER SISTER" too loud
"Cold As Ice" by Foreigner makes me think of the needler, and to look at my phone because sam is calling
"My Humps" by Black Eye'd Pease makes me think of the cheerleading bus, on the way to newark
"Just A Girl" by No Doubt makes me think of mud sliding at PNC with sam
"Get Low" by Lil John makes me think of avi's car with jason and arielle
"Call N Return" by Hellogoodbye makes me think of dancing in hollister

that's all for now

floorcreature @ 2006-04-29T19:33:00

2006-04-29T23:39:04Z

stick it is the best movie ever.

floorcreature @ 2006-04-25T20:48:00

2006-04-26T01:14:47Z

try feeling comfortable in your own skin... just for one day.
no one will be able to take that smile off of your face.
(....even if you have braces)

forget what they say and eat that chipwhich.
don't bother with make-up. mirrors can tell lies too, you know
quit photoshopping your pictures...
("don't ya wish your girlfriend was raw like me")
chin up, hair back, all smiles
gold ticket, lovelies.

moving on...

i'm waayyy too obsessed with this man.

floorcreature @ 2006-04-16T21:46:00

2006-04-17T02:40:53Z

there is something about this band that makes me glow for days.
despite all of the orthodonture going on.
this journal is going to used for something more than whining.
i realize thats all i use this for, and i'm such a happy person
and that's not what i have been giving off..
antidoteXcore
cause that's all that really matters.

you can also go to the punchline website to see this on his journal. hahaha

this is the face i make when im SUPER nervous.

we all have crushes on greg wood. cox is greg wood's favorite scrabble word

this nasty-ness is post.....
me: "you guys played so well!!"
pj: "....not really.... i totally disagree...."
me: "ohh......um......that's a bummer....."
*awkward moment*

i didn't take many live photos..... i got waayy too into.
but, here are some mad crappy ones...

i decided midway through the set there was absolutely no way i could ever forget it so i just quit taking pictures.
its so much different going to shows to go to shows and not taking pictures and crawling around the stage.
just enjoying the music. i loved it. it was by far the best night of my life.
i have so many stories, they would probably just sound stupid when i tell them....

after the discussion of being sweaty beasts we are.
i made that shirt, by the way. the best thing in the world is seeing someone truly appreciate something you've made for them. i put so much thought into it and words cant describe how much he really really appreciated it. absolutely incredible.

4/15/06 will go down in history, i swear.

how i spent my saturday night:

2006-04-09T19:59:44Z

*EDIT*
youtube is down. but when it's back up... you can tell us we're fhags.

we really do want to know what happened to andrae.

i'm gonna leave the comments open so that you guys can tell me what losers me and cox are.

if alyssa married greg, she would be Alyssa Cox Wood.
if alyssa married CJ, she would be Alyssa Cox Ballz.
if alyssa married jenny, she would be Alyssa Cox Wang.

HAHAHAHAHA
way to be immature, but seriously, its hillarious.

also, we are making a mix of the funniest songs
what we have so far:

1. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins
2. Get Up Offa That Thang by James Brown
3. Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy by Big & Rich
4. Hillbillies Love It In The Hay by Hot Apple Pie
5. Peanut Butter Jelly Time by the internet(?)
6. Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches

suggestions?

floorcreature @ 2006-04-07T21:16:00

2006-04-08T02:50:44Z

what does it mean when you take comfort in the top eight?
mostly pathetic and not so much assuring.
throw in the towel.

i'm thankful for you putting up with me
but i miss the way it was.
make sense?
nope.

and i pray to anything/everything that you're doing okay.

"young hearts be free tonight"
escape.escape.escape.escape.

dance yourself to life to this song.
She said,
“He’s pickin me up at 6 again,
and I don’t wanna disappoint my boyfriend.”

hip as in hypocrite!!!

2006-04-06T21:46:51Z

what a day!!!

i am number one on punchline's top 8.
and i feel reaaallly cool.

this

2006-04-03T19:45:20Z

makes me so happy.

hopefully they wont notice her not looking them in the eye

2006-04-01T04:41:58Z

don't you dare accuse people of "lurking" or stalking you
when all you live and breathe for is begging for attention.

nw.tpic.plz.

it was in that exact moment where she realized they all had moved on to new partners and moves, leaving her alone on the dance floor with nothing but the disco bass keeping her heart beat going.

deep breaths. no thoughts.
focus on the bass.
find yet another temporary fill in.
"just for tonight"

no need for comments, i know your thoughts:

cliche.
pete wentz.
who are they?
who really cares?

sometimes we share thoughts.

in other news:

sometimes its comforting to know your heroes bleed the same blood as you.

yeeaahh... boii

2006-03-30T22:29:44Z

there's no reason for the use of imagery.
cause no one should ever feel like i do.

so i went to the gym and ran a good 8 miles.
3 nonstop ten minute miles. then 5 others.
then pumped mad irons, yo.
then took a yoga class.
exessive?

Sun X alsO setS (9:10:49 PM): i dont eat that, too many empty calories

kelly was all (9:11:04 PM): are you watching your figure?

kelly was all (9:11:11 PM): ....cause so am i!

kelly was all (9:11:13 PM): hahahaha

Sun X alsO setS (9:11:23 PM): how much do u weigh

Sun X alsO setS (9:11:27 PM): i gaurantee i prob weigh less

Sun X alsO setS (9:11:29 PM): not joking

kelly was all (9:11:56 PM): usually 242 on days i eat red meat

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:06 PM): im serious

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:12 PM): plese tell me

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:14 PM): more than 115?

kelly was all (9:12:14 PM): but that has been dropping ever since the cocain binges

kelly was all (9:12:18 PM): 120

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:25 PM): eeeeeew

kelly was all (9:12:28 PM): so you do weigh less than me

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:31 PM): drop some of that shit

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:33 PM): yes!!!

Sun X alsO setS (9:12:48 PM): u weigh more than mikey!

kelly was all (9:12:57 PM): mikey is emaciated

kelly was all (9:13:15 PM): im beginning to think we shipped him from ethiopia due to his skin condition

kelly was all (9:13:58 PM): causing his metabolism to work faster than the speed of light

Sun X alsO setS (9:14:04 PM): i dont talk to fat people

kelly was all (9:14:13 PM): :-[

Sun X alsO setS (9:14:16 PM): talk to me wen ur 2-digits (99 or less)

kelly was all (9:14:35 PM): no no thats bad for you.

Sun X alsO setS (9:16:06 PM): how tall are u

kelly was all (9:16:12 PM): 5'3

Sun X alsO setS (9:16:28 PM): honestly, thats the best height for girls

kelly was all (9:16:42 PM): hey now, you do not know my body fat percentage, do ya?

Sun X alsO setS (9:16:49 PM): too much

kelly was all (9:16:59 PM): you dont know that

Sun X alsO setS (9:16:59 PM): 30ish

kelly was all (9:17:16 PM): heres a hint - i go to the gym every day for 2 hours.

Sun X alsO setS (9:17:28 PM): id make it 3 sweetheart

kelly was all (9:17:52 PM): that plus crack cocaine.

kelly was all (9:18:02 PM): i dont know mitch, im beginning to think you are mildly retarded

Sun X alsO setS (9:18:26 PM): well ur brother needs to help me with every subject so...

Sun X alsO setS (9:18:29 PM): pretty much ya

kelly was all (9:19:16 PM): thats too bad

not so excessive now....

floorcreature @ 2006-03-24T16:40:00

2006-03-24T21:58:13Z

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!

How am I feeling today?:
get low (okay..great... this is going to be pessimistic)

Will I get far in life?
tiny vessels

How do my friends see me?:
the saddest song

Where will I get Married?:
4th of July, Asbury Park (weird...)

What is my best friend's theme song?:
bridge over troubled water

What is the story of my life?:
how to fix everything

What is/was highschool like?:
head on collision

How can I get ahead in life?:
the promise

What is the best thing about me?:
heart attack

How is today going to be?:
quiet (you have no idea...)

What is in store for this weekend?:
cry me a river (amazing)

What song describes my parents?:
choked and seperated (not at all)

to describe my grandparents?
creepy guy at work (HAHAHAHAHA)

How is my life going?:
old friend

What song will they play at my funeral?:
the mortal escapist (charming...)

How does the world see me?:
only one

Will I have a happy life?:
always and never (WOW)

What do my friends really think of me?:
uncomfortably numb

Do people secretly lust after me?:
frayed ends

How can I make myself happy?:
time bomb

What should I do with my life?:
let it be (...)

Will I ever have children?:
the way his collar falls

What is some good advice for me?:
gamble everything for love (hmmm..)

how will i be remembered?
pretend you're alive (that's just TOO ironic)

What is my signature dancing song?:
annie waits

What do I think my current theme song is?:
the game is over

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
featuring some of your favorite words

What type of men/women do you like?:
i'm sorry, i'm leaving (...)

floorcreature @ 2006-03-23T17:11:00

2006-03-23T22:40:21Z

the in's and outs.

INS

-straight edge (i know, relax... im just stating the obvious)
-youth medium (see below)
-anorexia
-GOOD shows
-cynicism
-stalk-y
-STD's
-laughing
-dance music
-guilty pleasures
-Vaux The __[you're ghay]__
-new found old friends
-the number 37
-private messages
-no
-max bemis
-"what happened to andre?"
-notusingthespacebar

OUTS

-vegan
-youth large
-south beach diet
-local shows
-being "nice"
-stalker
-autographs
-wrist slitting
-underOATH (not that they were any good to begin with)
-"yeah i saw them like 2 years ago"
-YOUR NAME! at the disco (PANIC JOKES! are getting lame)
-new found new friends
-the letter X
-picture comments
-yes
-sonny moore
"gittt R dunn!!!"
-period.after.every.word. (i miss this one)

what has yet to come:

-nt.usng.vwls.nd.ys.th.prd.wll.b.bck
-cartoon based t-shirts
-"EMO is OVER. you can all go home now!"
-yahts
-polaroid pictures (of course not real ones, they will be photoshopped to look real)
-the end of the asian invasion
-being POMPUS

i am bored of this.
make your own list!!

just so you know...... cute is what we aim for SUCKS ASS.

floorcreature @ 2006-03-16T17:14:00

2006-03-16T22:34:14Z

so im tired all the time now, which has lead to some insanely funny times. i fell asleep in the shower last night and woke up with the tile imprinted on my forehead. i also get nosebleeds every day, which look like a murder scene when its all over. cocaineXcore.

i really think im going to punch the next scenester i see in the face. seriously. its the lamest trend ever and i am so over them and all of their emo self important whining. funny, they think they are actually being unique and original. fuck you. you're only depressed cause its the trendy think this week.

i am going to give this thing a make over.

i dont really know what else to bitch about.
i think im midly retarded and/or going certifiably nuts(o weasel)

L-O L-O L-O L-O-V-E!

2006-02-22T00:40:19Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my other/BETTER half.
i loff ya, sam!!!!

floorcreature @ 2006-02-14T17:37:00

2006-02-14T22:39:12Z

Dear Valentine, these are the things I never told you,
these are the things I need you to know...
that I loved you always, and my love was so big,
it lives still after you're gone.
I'd like to tell you that I would do it differently,
that if I had one more day I would do everything right.
But I know that not to be true. I'd make all the same mistakes.
That is, except one... I wouldn't say good-bye.

floorcreature @ 2006-02-13T20:33:00

2006-02-14T01:34:33Z

"society has not lost all heroes"

floorcreature @ 2006-02-04T18:30:00

2006-02-04T23:53:48Z

we went to villanova....the campus is beautiful. so i took pictures of myself. aye, sexual?

fattyy. *please note the bow. i took a lot of time trying to get it on the perfect 45 degree scenester angle. lolz.

KELLY! [burned down] the disco. (squared)

same concept... except more deer in headlights + belly.

then i puked up my dinner!!!!!!1

hii!!! i'm ghay and not artistic.

outside our room. this would have been cool if it were in focus. actually no, not really.

i should be putting an emo quote here. but i wont just to piss you off.

"rainy day kidz" teehee.

caits not being said... shes reading.

walls........ next....

nova chapel or disney? you decide.

i resized all of these in this livejournal. so if there is a lifesize me on your friends page, talk to frank the goat.

so i spent from 7am to 2pm listening to people bullshit about how grrrrreat nova is. "blah. blah. blah. gimme yo money" i wanted to punch a baby really badly. or fake a seizure. or do something for some attention, cause thats how i roll. attentionXwhore.

floorcreature @ 2006-01-28T14:13:00

2006-01-28T19:22:41Z

if anyone wants to completely recreate my myspace... meaning layout, icon, colors, etc.
comment and i'll give you my password or whatever is easiest for you.

post script-
"The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth." -Jacob's Ladder

floorcreature @ 2006-01-27T11:23:00

2006-01-27T16:24:40Z

i guess its too bad i abuse pretty much everything.
even this journal.

be back soon.